it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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