weddingsv make me drug and hornr
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
