2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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