She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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