I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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