Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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