so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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