It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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