I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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