I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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