dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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