I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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