I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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