Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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