It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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