Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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