I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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