margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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