i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
as a side note pls kill me
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
