Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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