Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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