I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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