She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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