Capitaan dildo arrescate!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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