Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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