If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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