Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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