Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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