I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
there is glitter all over my balls
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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