my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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