Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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