Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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