You're completely useless in the revolution.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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