hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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