WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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