i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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