physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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