I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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