and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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