I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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