yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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