My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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