Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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