How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I still have a little drunk in my system
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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