I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
They have beer where we have blood.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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