I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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