If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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