If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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