Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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