Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
