All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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