Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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