So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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